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Dear Readers:

It was a great experiment, but unfortunately Diversity Lane has been unable to bring in enough money to support the time I was putting into it.  Were we living in a healthy economy this cartoon series could have been a hobby for me, but since my freelance work has taken a major hit these last few years I had been hoping to turn this project into something profitable.  Alas, as of this month I have been unable to procure syndication for the strip from any of the several houses to whom I submitted samples, and that pretty much ends my hopes of getting a sustainable paycheck out of this thing.  Thanks to all who enjoyed the drawings, your enthusiasm kept me going with the project far longer than I would have been able to otherwise.

–Zack Rawsthorne

Don’t forget to check out the Diversity Lane website!  Get the background scoop on these miserable characters and their anti-American free-for-all of a household.  While there, purchase Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga, the oversized  blockbuster of a book that’s sending leftists everywhere over the edge like lemmings.

We don’t know where she picked up the bug.  We suspect from one of the local leftists.  Could it be fatal?  You bet.  And under Obamacare meds are costlier than ever.  You can help defray these expenses by puchasing Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga here at the Diversity Lane website. You’ll get a huge bookful of laffs at the lefties including tons of unreleased material.  If you’re really feeling generous order an extra one for a conservative friend–we guarantee it will make their day.

What else can you do to help?  Tell your friends about us.  Forward your Latest from Diversity Lane newsletters to all the conservatives and Tea Partiers you know.  Or just lift a ‘toon you like right off this blog and pass it along.

Help save this wonderful, sarcastic, caustic, annoying child today.  It’s up to you…

Go here to listen to the podcast.  Paul Ibbeston is an outstanding interviewer and the entire broadcast is interesting & well worth your time.  Zack’s segment starts just after the 25 minute mark  on the podcast.

A Modern Observation on The Anti-War Movement
 
Obama’s a killer;
Nobel can’t hide
He’s leading a thriller
Of an Afghanicide.
 
Obama’s a warrior
Who’s funding that war;
Seems that’s actually
What Democrats are for.
 
Obama is vicious,
As bombs rain down
On some Muslim folk
In a Muslim town.
 
Obama’s evaded
Bush-aimed anti-war noise,
Because it turns out
They were mostly his boys.
 
Obama’s in office
And boom go those bombs.
But all those protestors?
They show no more qualms.
 
For Obama’s in office,
And now the war’s just
A peripheral problem,
Not a matter of trust.
 
Obama’s supporters
Reason it out like this:
Bush started the mess
With a swing and a miss.
 
Obama’s just doing
What ever he can,
Except stopping the war
Which he said was his plan.
 
Obama’s going along
With quiet aplomb
Because Bush protestors
Cheer Nobel’s Obama-mite bomb.
 
Obama’s prized peace
Is a Peace Prize now past;
And golly, there goes
Another Afghani blast.
 
Obama seems proud
Of the record he’s made.
Two years of warfare
Is like the golf games he played.
 

Obama’s a killer;
The Left can’t hide
He’s accelerated the thriller
Of an Afghanicide.

 There’s been a lack of fairness at this blog.  You know it, I know it.  But we’re changing all that. 

INTRODUCING DIVERSITY LANE’S NEW LIBERAL EDITION

–Making things Fair

–Giving the other side a voice

–Ensuring diversity

Stilton Jarlsberg, creator of Johnny Optimsm, is a little twisted, sure– but we like that.  We think it’s original.  More to the point, he’s non-PC and we like that even more.  Jokes involving illnesses or physical challenges are supposed to be Wrong and Against The Rules and Mean… at least if you’re like most weepy lefties we know.  As for the rest of mankind, i.e. those of us who aren’t afraid to laugh over the human comedy in all its fascinating permutations and who refuse to cower in some PC corner– Johnny Optimism is just plain outside-the-box fun.  More here.

You can’t get much more Heartland than Oklahoma and we always did love the Heartland.  Now it’s comin’ through for us bigtime.  Urban Tulsa Weekly out of Tulsa, Oklahoma  just picked up Diversity Lane as a regular weekly ‘toon in both its popular hardcopy edition seen all over town and its PDF edition available online.  This is a hot weekly with lots of great columns and up-to-date coverage of sports, arts, dining & more.  With their young & happening conservative flair, we’re mighty proud to be in their pages.

On the Epic Leftist Hatred of Palin
 
Hating Palin’s quite the craze,
Because she is a broad;
Lefty-feminists defend the gals?
We’ve learned they ply a fraud
That says “defense of women”
Is what they’re all about,
As they lash into this female foe,
Each an angry Leftist lout.
 
Hating Palin’s quite the rage,
Because she speaks her mind,
As Leftist big mouths all shout out,
“Free speech must be confined
To only those anointed
By the Leftists’ thought patrol,
For we are duly appointed
To administer speech control.”
 
Hating Palin’s a disarmed crusade,
For her hunting with a gun,
Because all those nice Leftists
Find this abhorrent fun,
As they dine on fleshy meat
That’s wrapped in plastic clean.
They think their meat’s not slaughtered,
For that would just be mean.
 
Hating Palin’s a civil right,
Because she gives the lie
To women not worth dating
Who then do loud decry
She’s simply far too fetching,
And this is not quite right.
There are homely Leftists retching
Before her pretty sight.
 
Hating Palin’s necessary
For at least a year or two,
Lest she become a candidate
Who’d expose the political view
That Leftists with No Labels
Want to tuck away,
As if they’d hide in closets
Until they gain their sway.
 
Hating Palin’s easy to do,
When civil Leftists love,
Because it’s just a love tap
Transformed into a shove
Which hopes to topple Sarah
From headlines and from quotes
Which tell of Leftists’ failures
And makes them lose more votes.
 
Hating Palin’s an activist’s dream.
Silence her, for free speech’s sake!
She stands when they shout her down,
And hate her for civility’s stake
Demanding we sing in harmony
To the Leftists’ jack boot tunes,
Which march in dark formation
With hatred urging on their goons.
 
Hating Palin’s most sincere,
For Leftists boil with rage
To see their debt-filled visions
Dance upon their stage.
Palin hold no office now,
And this is quite unfair,
For failures by the Democrats
Have quite become their snare.
 
Silence her and others,
Lest they loud reveal the truth
That old Liberality’s bankrupt
And plans to bill the youth
For all they’ve wasted in their day
Which adds to mammoth debt,
They’d pass on to generations
As a clear and present threat.
 
Hating Palin’s critical,
Erecting smoke and mirrors,
Because the truth is coming
Which even the Leftist fears.
The Ponzi schemes are wobbling,
The plans are gone awry,
And the best the Left can offer
Is to blame the other guy.
 
The other guy’s a woman,
This time ’round the voting bloc,
And hating Palin’s all they’ve got
To preach to their Lefty flock.
Look beneath Palin’s skirt:
You find a woman there.
But look beneath the Leftists’ hem,
There’s No Label they can bear.
 
    — Siegmund Wagneryann

OOops!!  A network goof during the Superbowl game assaulted tender liberal-left sensibilities today by accidentally airing this cobweb-covered fun-fest of an ad for Tommy Burst Submarine Guns.  View the monstrosity here.

Stay tuned for new reality show, “It’s Raining Lawsuits”

Financial journalist, author and founder of VDARE, Peter Brimelow has been the editor of many publications including National Review, Forbes and The Financial Post.  Books include the national best-seller Alien Nation: Common Sense About America’s Immigration Disaster.   It’s a great honor to add his quote to our roster of Big-hitters Who Like Diversity Lane.

Mr. Brimelow’s site VDARE is currently the top internet source for scoping out  issues of immigration and multiculturalism run amuck.  Visit them here.

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Revealing new interview with tons of details on the new Diversity Lane book!   This column now up at Frontpage magazine, entitled ‘Punking the Left’

That first part is rhetorical: of course you’re sick of Oprah, everyone is.  She’s been around for, what is it, thirty years now?  She’s not funny; can’t sing; and has the sort of banal/feelgood take on everything that you could get sitting around with your next door neighbor.  On top of all this she gave us Obama.  So let us know in a brief soundbite or two just what your problem is with this Great American Institution that won’t go away.  Is it the pretense that she’s everywoman totally contradicted by the liberal politics?   The up-&-down weight?  Sick to death of hearing that She’s A Brilliant Businesswoman?  Or maybe it’s just that you suspect she’s mostly all about nothing but that everyone’s afraid to say this because she’s black– you know, kind of an entertainment version of Obama?  Anyway, loosen up, make it funny if you can, and check this space for the winner and other fun entries this coming Friday morning 1/28/11.  YOU could be the one to hand us a laugh and win a free signed book, Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga!

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