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“It’s a feelgood moment for the universe,” says prominent astronomer

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    • Steve
    • Posted January 25, 2011 at 6:09 pm
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    This is scary — after Obama, she could be going for the Democrat nomination for a presidential run…
    From POTUS, to OOTUS~

    • Steve
    • Posted January 25, 2011 at 6:33 pm
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    I just saw a picture of Oprah about to hug her newly discovered half sister (or, sis’ta ?)

    Yikes! …she is back to MOO MOO proportions again!… now, she definitely has her own gravitational field, so any nearby orbiting objects, like Twinkies, strudel, Little Debbie’s cupcakes… get sucked in. Or, is that another description for a bla – – hole ? (oops!)

  3. Will the next move be the purchase of neighboring Uranus — to be renamed “Her Anus” in honor of where her buddy Gail King keeps her nose firmly planted?

  4. I call hoax, Oprah would obviously choose the largest ball of endlessly spinning gas in the solar system Jupiter to represent her. It even has a huge red blotch to represent her mouth.

    • cobainfan69
    • Posted January 25, 2011 at 10:29 pm
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    I fail to see how Zack is getting overexposed to Oprah. I’ve done just fine not seeing her magazine or her TV show or pretty much anything else she does. Are you just pissed she didn’t give you a free car?

    • Steve
    • Posted January 26, 2011 at 2:52 am
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    Cobainfan — those “free” cars were another great example of ‘progressive compassion’.
    Did you happen to hear about the consequences of those gifts ?
    Did you know that many of those people could not afford to keep their new car ?
    Due to Democrat authored gift taxes, each “generous gift” had a several thousand $$ gift tax attached to it… and many of them had to immediately sell their new car, or not accept it.

    Given Oprah’s vast income and presumable years of experience finding tax avoidance alternatives for her 9-figure annual income, SHE ought to have known the gift-tax consequences to her,… grand – public display & pony show of generosity !!

    Nope — she is an emotion-driven opportunist… everything for her camera moments is for the ‘feel good’ opportunity.

    So, I doubt Zack really was hoping to get a car from her over-carbohydrated Oprah’ness…
    (were you Zack?)

    • cobainfan69
    • Posted January 26, 2011 at 10:42 am
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    So, as a shining example of capitalist success, I can’t exactly see why you’ve grown to hate Oprah so much. Where else could she have bought her own planet but in America?


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