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[Actual letter to leftist talk radio host Bill Press]

Dear Mr. Bill Press,

Today while I was scanning through channels on my new XM radio I came across your program on XM’s American Left Channel. You were discussing President Obama and Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon’s comments on Arizona’s law to enforce a pre-existing Federal Law. Your comments were how terrible this law was and that you were on the side of President Obama, President Calderon, and millions of illegal immigrants who are in this country now or seek to violate our laws by crossing our border improperly in the future. While I am certain that I am not your typical listener, being that there was no tinfoil on my head while I was listening to protect from my brain wave patterns from being read, I decided to call in to your show anyway.

Your phone screener who took my call and asked for my question seemed very friendly until I told him what I was calling about. My question was “Which part of the Arizona law, specifically, were you in fear would violate the Civil Rights of American Citizens who were not in violation of any law or engaging in suspicious activity which would cause Law Enforcement Professionals to stop the individual?” and “Have you read the ten (10) page law?” Your call screener informed me that you did not have time to take my question.

I must have lost signal while in discussion with your call screener and had to call back due to no longer being connected when I was asking why you would not take my call. I was immediately able to get through to the same screener again, which tells me that I was the only caller, and asked him why you would not take my the question.

He put me on hold for a minute then came back and said that you did not want to take the question. This can only lead me to believe that, much like Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano, President Obama, and everyone else on the President’s staff, you have not read the law of which you are not in favor. So, I am asking you now, are you not in favor or Arizona’s right as a state to empower its law enforcement professionals to enforce federal laws, or are you not in favor of the federal laws themselves? Would you actually prefer that people could come across our borders without any documentation, process, or paperwork? Do you support Illegal Immigration or do you think that people who break the law should have to face punishment for the laws that were broken?

If your car were struck by an illegal immigrant and you were told by your insurance company that you were responsible for the damages because the person who was actually at fault was not a U.S. citizen and therefore did not have insurance, driver’s license or valid address, may I suppose that you would not mind that the individual wouldn’t be held accountable for their actions and wouldn’t be sent back to their country of origin?

Mexico has much harsher Illegal Immigration laws than we do. For first offence the penalty is two years in prison. The second is about ten years. Do you favor Mexico’s Immigration laws? Are you in favor of the harsh penalty that is imposed? Do you support the rights of the Mexican Government to enforce laws within their own country? If you support the rights of the Mexican Government, why do you not support the right of a state to make laws that strengthen U.S. laws?

I understand that this was not a fair discussion. I brought intelligence along with a well thought-out argument. I’m citing actual facts and actually HAVE read the bill. I had hoped that even though you were unarmed in a battle of wits you would still find time to debate me on the air. Maybe others can call your show at 866-557-7377 and have more luck than I did about asking if you have read the ten page bill or not.

Perhaps it was an unfair question. I understand that to keep your job of Left Wing Radio Host you have to at least appear to be of the same intelligence as your listeners. Possibly it was the phrasing of the question that made it difficult to answer. Instead of Illegal Immigrant, maybe I should have used the phrase “Undocumented Democrat Voter”. Perhaps then you might have been able to answer. Perhaps one day we might stop being racist and unjust as a nation and stop the illegal practice of writing our laws in English, which not all of our residents understand. Or maybe we can commission all those artists, encouraged by Nancy Pelosi to quit their jobs and pursue their passion, to rewrite the laws of the U.S. in picture pages so everyone can understand them.

Jason Sanborn

From the soon to be former State of Texas

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I see the hot new blog Letters To Liberals as a series of elegantly phrased, impeccably well-groomed envelopes which once you open them turn out to be full of gun powder and dynamite.   Creator Jason Sanborn understands the pestilence called Obama through and through, and in his drily delivered but scathingly mocking letters & etc. you can really learn a lot about what’s going down politically these days.  Plus get a good laugh while you’re at it.  Recommended!

 

My fellow American Citizens,
 
 What do Billy Mays , Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett have in common?  The news would rather talk about them than the President, U.S. Congress, or Judge Sotomayor.  They want you to stop and think, “Where was I when Elvis died?” not “Where was I when my Civil Liberties died?”  for those of you paying more attention to pop culture than real life I have some breaking news for you.  Bush is no longer President, stop blaming him.  Unemployment is up, contrary to what the “news” reported Obama saying.  North Korea wants to kill us.  U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the coup that ousted Honduran President Manuel Zelaya was illegal and would set a “terrible precedent” of transition by military force unless it was reversed.
 
 Do not get me wrong —  President Oabma is not being under-covered in the news.  We know that he has a new dog, not from the pound like he suggested.  We know that he likes to go on dates with his wife that cost over one hundred thousand dollars at a time.  We know that his Grandmother was a “typical white woman”.  We know what church he attends, or attended, even though he didn’t know any of the sermons given by his pastor for 20 years.  We know that he will allow five days of public comment before signing any bills, oops he did it again.
 
 The U.S. House just passed the single largest tax increase in U.S. history.  Congress wants the right to control anything that emits Carbon Dioxide, including but not limited to: , Coal, & Cows.  Oh, did I mention that we emit Carbon Dioxide also?  Or that trees and plants need it to live?  It would seem that the 1,500 page bill passing (219-212) would be alittle more worthy of mentioning.  Now Al Gore can sell his “Carbon Off-Sets , ” whatever that really is.  I suppose that Obama is keeping his promise that “Energy Prices Will Skyrocket Under My Cap and Trade Plan”*  Also, good job passing the “Official” appology for slavery.  Let’s see, slavery Officially ended when the 13th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified by the states in 1865, the 14th Amendment provided for Civil Rights in 1868, the 15th Amendment banned racial restrictions on voting in 1870.  So, everyone who was directly affected by conditions in the United States before this time period is dead!  Let’s move on already.
 
*November 3, 2008
 
 This just in ‘Transformers’ tops global box office.  Wait, falling for media distractions again.  Well it made the headlines anyways.
 
 Let’s make a new law.  In order to be a Supreme Court Justice, you have to have less than 50% of your cases overturned by the Supreme Court.  Attention Judge Sotomayor, discrimination is as discrimination does.  You do not have to be a minority in the total global population to be discriminated againt.  Oh wait, there are more than 6.5 billion people and nearly 2/3 of them are Asians.  I suppose the White fire fighters were minorities afterall.  The Equal Protection Clause, part of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, provides equal protection and does not make room for a “wise Latina woman” whom would judge better than white male.
 
 So, you stick with the top headline on CNN “Jackson’s mom gets guardianship of his kids” and I’ll stick with “Target: Hawaii”.  Thanks Wall Street Journal for bringing news.  Now go back to reading the complete coverage of Michael Jackson’s death.
 
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas