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My fellow American Citizens,
 
 What do Billy Mays , Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett have in common?  The news would rather talk about them than the President, U.S. Congress, or Judge Sotomayor.  They want you to stop and think, “Where was I when Elvis died?” not “Where was I when my Civil Liberties died?”  for those of you paying more attention to pop culture than real life I have some breaking news for you.  Bush is no longer President, stop blaming him.  Unemployment is up, contrary to what the “news” reported Obama saying.  North Korea wants to kill us.  U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the coup that ousted Honduran President Manuel Zelaya was illegal and would set a “terrible precedent” of transition by military force unless it was reversed.
 
 Do not get me wrong —  President Oabma is not being under-covered in the news.  We know that he has a new dog, not from the pound like he suggested.  We know that he likes to go on dates with his wife that cost over one hundred thousand dollars at a time.  We know that his Grandmother was a “typical white woman”.  We know what church he attends, or attended, even though he didn’t know any of the sermons given by his pastor for 20 years.  We know that he will allow five days of public comment before signing any bills, oops he did it again.
 
 The U.S. House just passed the single largest tax increase in U.S. history.  Congress wants the right to control anything that emits Carbon Dioxide, including but not limited to: , Coal, & Cows.  Oh, did I mention that we emit Carbon Dioxide also?  Or that trees and plants need it to live?  It would seem that the 1,500 page bill passing (219-212) would be alittle more worthy of mentioning.  Now Al Gore can sell his “Carbon Off-Sets , ” whatever that really is.  I suppose that Obama is keeping his promise that “Energy Prices Will Skyrocket Under My Cap and Trade Plan”*  Also, good job passing the “Official” appology for slavery.  Let’s see, slavery Officially ended when the 13th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified by the states in 1865, the 14th Amendment provided for Civil Rights in 1868, the 15th Amendment banned racial restrictions on voting in 1870.  So, everyone who was directly affected by conditions in the United States before this time period is dead!  Let’s move on already.
 
*November 3, 2008
 
 This just in ‘Transformers’ tops global box office.  Wait, falling for media distractions again.  Well it made the headlines anyways.
 
 Let’s make a new law.  In order to be a Supreme Court Justice, you have to have less than 50% of your cases overturned by the Supreme Court.  Attention Judge Sotomayor, discrimination is as discrimination does.  You do not have to be a minority in the total global population to be discriminated againt.  Oh wait, there are more than 6.5 billion people and nearly 2/3 of them are Asians.  I suppose the White fire fighters were minorities afterall.  The Equal Protection Clause, part of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, provides equal protection and does not make room for a “wise Latina woman” whom would judge better than white male.
 
 So, you stick with the top headline on CNN “Jackson’s mom gets guardianship of his kids” and I’ll stick with “Target: Hawaii”.  Thanks Wall Street Journal for bringing news.  Now go back to reading the complete coverage of Michael Jackson’s death.
 
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

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10 Comments

    • Steve T
    • Posted July 8, 2009 at 7:05 am
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    Zack – I have to be candid,…my eyes are aging, the (your) print is small,…and I have put a considerable effort trying to avoid the coverage of the pervert-corpse (minus the brain) in the $25,000 gold-plated solid 48-oz Batesville bronze casket. He is a symptom of how “FU-bar’ed” our “pop culture” has become…
    What do you want to bet that, nearly all the sicko’s that filled up the Staples Center, voted for Obama-?

    Given that Seirra has visions of Gen Patton following her around, is there potential for a cosmic, moon-walking M. Jackson entering the smoke-clogged visions of any of these ‘progressive’ folks-?

  1. Right you are about that print, Steve, thanks: I think I’ll enlarge it after I type this. (My orbs are none too youthful either.) Like you I assiduously avoided all Jackson coverage, even Fox’s… and, I wouldn’t dare take you up on that bet vis-a-vis all Michael Memorial ghouls being Obama supporters. I’d say a Republican in that crowd would be as likely as a liberal at a Flag Day parade in Idaho. Will think on the Sierra/Michael’s-ghost connection, it’s got potential.

    • Steve T
    • Posted July 9, 2009 at 2:50 am
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    Regarding the increased print size…My eye’s thank you-!!!
    And, I can say that with – or without the billowing 1st & 2nd-hand smoke of a fine Dominican Maduro cigar… which is legal, and does not becon the things that chase Sierra around-!
    Adult beverage is optional!

  2. Happy to hear you’re not being chased by imaginary phantoms, Steve. I’d love to imbibe in cigars too but the fragrance tends to outstay its welcome, at least as far as my wife is concerned. The adult beverages are a different story.

    • necromancer1943
    • Posted July 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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    Switch to the latest rendition of the Firefox browser 3.5.Use the control key and the scroll wheel on the mouse and enlarge the type.I refuse to use IE in any of it’s incantations unless it is to upgrade the OS and or microsoft upgrades.Or at least download an earlier version of FF if you can find one.

    • Jake
    • Posted July 27, 2009 at 3:49 am
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    Yeah, remember when the Asians rounded up all the white Americans in the US and put them into internment camps during WWII?

    Isn’t it amazing how white, non-hispanic people account for 68% of the population of the United States, and yet the author of this piece somehow expects us to accept his assertion that whites are the minority in the US? The twisted thought process required to be in the majority ethnic group, and yet seek sympathy through a persecution complex is really something.

    • Jason Sanborn
    • Posted July 27, 2009 at 11:59 am
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    “global population”. Did you miss that? My point is that you do not have to be the majority of a populatio in the world, country, city, town, or busniess to be descriminated against. I suppose you are an Apologist Liberal though. I am not saying that I am sorry for slavery in the United States, I am not saying that I am sorry for making the American Indians leave their native lands, I am not saying that I am sorry for founding Democracy and defending it, nor am I sorry for freeing millions around the world.

    • Jake
    • Posted July 27, 2009 at 9:08 pm
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    Yeah, what you are saying is “White Power.”

    Also, “My point is that you do not have to be the majority of a populatio in the world, country, city, town, or busniess to be descriminated against.”

    Majorities typically aren’t discriminated against, so your comment makes no sense.

    Furthermore, what does “global population” have to do with the US? I thought Xenophobic Conservatives like yourself generally claimed that “we should not care about the population of the rest of the world, because they are not American citizens.” My point is that your point about Asians makes no sense whatsoever and is inconsistent with your own views. And my point about your misplaced persecution complex still stands.

  3. Jake you seem to have some really serious issues. Maybe your parents should have paid for that therapy after all. I guess you can’t think of a single instance where the US has acted for the global good either.

    Well when you put the matches down and finish your flag bonfire why don’t you drop by the new site.

    • asdfsadf
    • Posted August 11, 2009 at 3:13 am
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    Yep, whites definitely need preferential treatment. Let’s start with water fountains.


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