[Memo from the Lanes]
Do you have a spare corner at your blog or website for this delightful child? If so we hope you’ll consider allowing her to romp there. She doesn’t eat much, watches lots of TV and hardly requires a thing. Are temporarily unable to pay for your service but expecting any day now for the Government to begin subsidizing. Warning: do not show her an American flag or she is liable to get all “patriotic” on you. We believe this to be a passing phase– in most other ways she is normal.