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  1. Everyone go look up the Pirahna Brothers sketch on YouTube for a parallel scenario.


  2. Dave: I’ve never seen it! I swear! (Will check it out and get back.)

    • ikabod
    • Posted March 17, 2009 at 11:02 pm
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    Spiny Norman could be our only chance at this point!

  3. Lovely fellah!

  4. Dave, Ikabod: Somehow I had missed this crucial cultural cubbyhole, and am glad to know of it. The Python crew can be hit or miss for me but this one’s a keeper.

  5. Interviewer: But I heard he nailed your head to the floor.

    Happy Chap: Well, he did do that, yeah. But I had transgressed the unwritten law.

    • Ikabod
    • Posted March 18, 2009 at 4:49 pm
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    And so on Feb 22nd 2010, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad blew up Isreal.
    (shot of a H-Bomb exploding)
    Even the Obama Administration began to sit up and take notice.

    • Ikabod
    • Posted March 18, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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    Yes I am Morphing Obama into Harry Snapper’ Organs…. Zack read the entire sketch here.

  6. *buys Ikabod a beerses*

  7. like rats in a line
    following the pipers song
    never stop to think

  8. Mattspews Olbermarx Mandow
    A tingle, a seethe, a sneer
    Leni Riefenstahl doth approveth

  9. Ikabod: At this point you’re practically part of the troupe. From now on I’m reading your comments with a British accent.

    Dave: Hope you’re in drag while writing this, or at least in some cheery English garden.

    Vegas: Rats indeed. Would that they were lemmings: that way we wouldn’t have to deal with them as long.

    Dave: Thanks for entering Our Little Poetry Corner. Spot on about Mandow; if Chris Matthews okays it I want to tap her for a role playing Devon in the off-Broadway version of Diversity Lane.

    • Ikabod
    • Posted March 19, 2009 at 9:21 am
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    If this is a off-Broadway play I’m there. Just make sure there’s popcorn with self serve butter.

    Potential roles potential actors?
    Randy Quaid as Alex…

  10. One…..singular inflation…..

  11. Oh. BTW….butter is racist.

    • Ikabod
    • Posted March 19, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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    “Oh. BTW‚Ķ.butter is racist.”
    Another condiment killed from political correctness.

  12. Butter is racist?! I knew mayonnaise was racist, but butter?!

    Margarine is just a “code word”… ūüėČ

    Anyway, I love Armed Robamary. The caption fits their self-flagellation beautifully!

  13. A LIEberal dilemma: “free Big Macs.”

  14. Ikabod: I’m down with Quaid playing Alex Lane, but I’d want to see how he handles the intellectual pretension angle. He may have to study with Alec Baldwin for a while before auditioning for me.

    Dave: Stay tuned, you may be tapped as lyricist– and I didn’t even know I was mounting a musical. Also, I lay this butter controversy squarely at your feet, or pan as the case may be.

    Wes: This is most likely Dave just being Dave (“Butter is racist.) He is brilliant at finding racism where it doesn’t exist, and if he ever loses his mind and/or becomes a liberal he will be in great demand. Thanks for the good word re this cartoon, BTW. And yes– back to the butter brouhaha– you’re right: they may SAY “margarine” but we know what they really mean. And mayo is the KKK of condiments. Where are all the black condiments, the Condiments of Color? Pepper, miniscule and easily forgotten, is just a token. What further proof does one need that we live in a racist country…

  15. D’yever notice that ya can’t walk into any 7-11 in Delaware without smelling coriander?

    • Metz77
    • Posted July 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
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    Take “young minority” out of the caption and suddenly it’s about Reagan!

    • Jake
    • Posted July 22, 2009 at 12:07 am
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    That’s pretty spot on there Metz77. I think it is hilarious that people look up to the “Great Communicator” and his “rob from the poor to give to the rich” economic policies. I think the recession in the late 80s/early 90s combined with the current economic crisis that followed another 8 years of Reaganomics shows how worthless his economic approach is.

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