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  1. I wish these handwringing trotskybots could make up their hearts (in that their minds are as a fallow field in a drought) as to weather (spelling intentional) we’re experiencing an impending warm-over or an ice-age.

    Both foment a luscious progressive whinge fest that will swarm over the entertainment, education and major media fields like a cozy blanket of free-range guilt phlegm.

    O hoo-ray.

  2. Beautifully delineated, David. And while they’re whinging in their fallow fields blanketed by free-range guilt, the rest of us normal folks have to foot the bill. Where’s a good, lethal crop-duster when you need one…

  3. Perhaps wobbly ol’ tofu will be discovered to contain a racist pathogen.

    One can only HOPE.

  4. P.S. Just FReeped you. Prepare for a traffic surge right about …….. now! ūüôā

  5. Moi?


    Je te donne un boite de grape fanta!

  6. Many thanks, Eric. As long as the surge is gun-free, I’m down with it.

    David, as usual you’re way over my head with the Francais. The grape fanta part I get, though! (P.S. Thanks for classing up my blog. Our feelings toward France around here go up and down, but the language remains to my mind sublime.)

  7. You never fail me Zack, excellent! Great scenario, great detail and great wording to complete the “Package”. The message is delivered, nice, prompt and accurate. You are just telling it like it is, great job, will post.

  8. *burrrrrp*

    • Donna C
    • Posted February 14, 2009 at 9:37 pm
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    Beware BarryBoy seeing this…he’ll fancy himself King Midas, if he doesn’t already, given the porkulus occurring. He reminds me more of The Emperor’s New Clothes, more than anything. (Make note that this is the ONLY context that I will EVER refer to him and the word “emperor” together!!)

  9. Everything Chairman Zero touches turns to pork.

  10. Thanks Jose, I appreciate that a lot.

    Donna, ditto on The Emperor’s New clothes being the truest Barack analog of all.

    Maybe one of us three can start up an “Obama’s Fairy Tales” blog? The old Grimm and Andersen classics are starting to gather moss, and with the rich fantasy world of the current administration the new myths and legends are ripe for the picking.

  11. Good one David, he appears to leave a pork trail of cosmic proportions in his wake wherever he goes. They may have to build another Pentagon just to store it all.

  12. Pentagons are clearly a RACIST shape. The ext such facility should be constructed in the shape of the crescent moon and sicle.

  13. Novel design plan there, David, with the combo package of hammer & sickle plus crescent & star. Please submit to Michelle Obama as soon as she is instated in the Cabinet.

  14. “Let Them Eat Sun Chips.”

  15. The oceans will rise
    Take it as the gospel truth
    Ignore the skeptics

  16. ^ Haipu

  17. Haiku actually. I was to lazy to do something longer.

  18. It was

    • Ikabod
    • Posted February 17, 2009 at 5:41 pm
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    Your artwork once again has been labeled by the company liberal as hate speech. Which means you will most likely have to start producing more progressive art due to the fairness doctrine. Questioning Global warming could get us all in a progressive education labor camp faster than you can say carbon credits! tread lightly my friend..

  19. Denying warble gloaming is akin to sneaking a BLT into a mosque.

    • Melek
    • Posted February 18, 2009 at 10:17 am
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    Excellent! Gore could not be president, but he found a way to continue his political career. With the invention of the Internet behind him, he conveniently found the “truth & wisdom” about global warming in his lock box, becoming the crusader of this political cause. Just like in a fairy tale, reality may be altered to justify the end. As we have seen, global warming has now become “climate change” ‚Ķ but the aim to impose a political agenda remains constant.

    I wish you well ūüôā Melek

    “Even if smog were a risk to human life, we must remember that life in nature, without technology, is wholesale death.” ~ Ayn Rand

  20. Hey now, Vegas, David: Haiku is a form of poetry, not a Japanese offshoot of Kung Fu. There’ll be no verbal jostling here…

    Thx for the warning, Ikabod. Am I safe if I put a Prius in the background of every drawing?

    Melek, many thanks for that wisdom, and the Rand quote as well. Had not heard her on smog before but not surprisingly she makes a fascinating point.

  21. We’re all on the same side. The RIGHT side.


  22. David, very funny. Sorry I didn’t get it the first time…



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