Diversity Lane

Update

Zack Rawsthorne — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 02:20:28 +0000

Due to work constraints at my ‘day job’ I will be unable to contribute new cartoons for the immediate future: length of time indeterminate. Thank you all for your support and I look forward to getting back in the Diversity Lane swing of things when possible.

–Zack Rawsthorne

Filed under: Uncategorized

Noble Savage

Zack Rawsthorne — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:35:56 +0000

Don’t forget to check out the Diversity Lane website! Get the background scoop on these miserable characters and their anti-American free-for-all of a household. While there, purchase Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga, the oversized blockbuster of a book that’s sending leftists everywhere over the edge like lemmings.

Filed under: Activism, Activists, Alex, Allison, Anti-American, Anti-Americanism, Community Activism, Democrats, Demonstrators, Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Intellectual Dishonesty, Leftism, Leftist, Liberals, Mob mentality, Obama Supporters, Obama voters, Obamism, Progressives, Progressivism, Union Mentality, Union Mobism, Unions, Wisconsin Democrats, Wisconsin State Senators

No thanks

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:10:44 +0000

Filed under: Egypt, Egyptian mob, Egyptian rioting, Obama, Obama Gaffes, Obamism, Satire

Egg on her face

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:45:31 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Lady Gaga

StreetFear

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:20:48 +0000

Filed under: Alex, Allison, Devon, Diversity Lane, Jayson, Leftist, Leftist bigotry, Liberals, Muslim antisemitism, Obama Supporters, Obamism, Progressives, Progressivism

You can make all the difference!

Zack Rawsthorne — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:28:30 +0000

We don’t know where she picked up the bug. We suspect from one of the local leftists. Could it be fatal? You bet. And under Obamacare meds are costlier than ever. You can help defray these expenses by puchasing Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga here at the Diversity Lane website. You’ll get a huge bookful of laffs at the lefties including tons of unreleased material. If you’re really feeling generous order an extra one for a conservative friend–we guarantee it will make their day.

What else can you do to help? Tell your friends about us. Forward your Latest from Diversity Lane newsletters to all the conservatives and Tea Partiers you know. Or just lift a ‘toon you like right off this blog and pass it along.

Help save this wonderful, sarcastic, caustic, annoying child today. It’s up to you…

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Diversity Lane Book

Now available: Zack Rawsthorne interview/ first aired Feb. 8th

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:50:07 +0000

Go here to listen to the podcast. Paul Ibbeston is an outstanding interviewer and the entire broadcast is interesting & well worth your time. Zack’s segment starts just after the 25 minute mark on the podcast.

Filed under: blogs I like, Conscience of Kansas, Conservatism, Conservative blogs, Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Ibbetson, Paul A. Ibbetson, Radio Interview, Zack Rawsthorne

Tellin’ it like it is

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:45:43 +0000

Filed under: Cool God Talk

Here’s Johnny

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:28:56 +0000

Filed under: Johnny Optimism, Politically Incorrect

Important poetry your college prof will shun

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:20:14 +0000

A Modern Observation on The Anti-War Movement

Obama’s a killer;
Nobel can’t hide
He’s leading a thriller
Of an Afghanicide.

Obama’s a warrior
Who’s funding that war;
Seems that’s actually
What Democrats are for.

Obama is vicious,
As bombs rain down
On some Muslim folk
In a Muslim town.

Obama’s evaded
Bush-aimed anti-war noise,
Because it turns out
They were mostly his boys.

Obama’s in office
And boom go those bombs.
But all those protestors?
They show no more qualms.

For Obama’s in office,
And now the war’s just
A peripheral problem,
Not a matter of trust.

Obama’s supporters
Reason it out like this:
Bush started the mess
With a swing and a miss.

Obama’s just doing
What ever he can,
Except stopping the war
Which he said was his plan.

Obama’s going along
With quiet aplomb
Because Bush protestors
Cheer Nobel’s Obama-mite bomb.

Obama’s prized peace
Is a Peace Prize now past;
And golly, there goes
Another Afghani blast.

Obama seems proud
Of the record he’s made.
Two years of warfare
Is like the golf games he played.

Obama’s a killer;
The Left can’t hide
He’s accelerated the thriller
Of an Afghanicide.

Filed under: Anit-war movement, Anti-war-Movement, Barack Obama, Fun with Obama, Funny leftists, President Obama, The Poetry Corner

Cartoons that HEAL

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 14:04:24 +0000

There’s been a lack of fairness at this blog. You know it, I know it. But we’re changing all that.

INTRODUCING DIVERSITY LANE’S NEW LIBERAL EDITION

–Making things Fair

–Giving the other side a voice

–Ensuring diversity

Filed under: Allison, Diversity Lane, Diversity Lane's New Liberal Edition, Funny leftists, Jayson, Leftism

Smoke Gets in Your Brain

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:43:35 +0000

Filed under: Alex, Allison, Devon, Diversity Lane, Leftist, Liberal Patronizing, Liberals, Political Correctness, Progressives, Progressivism

Rocket Man

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:31:34 +0000

Filed under: Cool God Talk, Diversity Lane

Welcoming ‘Johnny Optimism’

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 01:19:52 +0000

Stilton Jarlsberg, creator of Johnny Optimsm, is a little twisted, sure– but we like that. We think it’s original. More to the point, he’s non-PC and we like that even more. Jokes involving illnesses or physical challenges are supposed to be Wrong and Against The Rules and Mean… at least if you’re like most weepy lefties we know. As for the rest of mankind, i.e. those of us who aren’t afraid to laugh over the human comedy in all its fascinating permutations and who refuse to cower in some PC corner– Johnny Optimism is just plain outside-the-box fun. More here.

Filed under: blogs I like, Fine Blogs, Great blogs, Great websites, Johnny Optimism, Non-PC

The Most Eagerly Awaited Film of our Time

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 23:08:32 +0000

Filed under: Tom Hanks Is Obama

We love Urban Tulsa Weekly

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:52:33 +0000

You can’t get much more Heartland than Oklahoma and we always did love the Heartland. Now it’s comin’ through for us bigtime. Urban Tulsa Weekly out of Tulsa, Oklahoma just picked up Diversity Lane as a regular weekly ‘toon in both its popular hardcopy edition seen all over town and its PDF edition available online. This is a hot weekly with lots of great columns and up-to-date coverage of sports, arts, dining & more. With their young & happening conservative flair, we’re mighty proud to be in their pages.

Filed under: America's Heartland, Conservatism, Fine Websites, Great Newspapers, Great websites, Magazine: Urban Tulsa Weekly, Newspapers, Oklahoma, Papers, Urban Tulsa

Contest Results!

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:19:21 +0000

Filed under: Devon, Devon Suicide Contest, Diversity Lane

You’ll read poetry and you’ll LIKE it, dammit

Zack Rawsthorne — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 20:55:06 +0000

On the Epic Leftist Hatred of Palin

Hating Palin’s quite the craze,
Because she is a broad;
Lefty-feminists defend the gals?
We’ve learned they ply a fraud
That says “defense of women”
Is what they’re all about,
As they lash into this female foe,
Each an angry Leftist lout.

Hating Palin’s quite the rage,
Because she speaks her mind,
As Leftist big mouths all shout out,
“Free speech must be confined
To only those anointed
By the Leftists’ thought patrol,
For we are duly appointed
To administer speech control.”

Hating Palin’s a disarmed crusade,
For her hunting with a gun,
Because all those nice Leftists
Find this abhorrent fun,
As they dine on fleshy meat
That’s wrapped in plastic clean.
They think their meat’s not slaughtered,
For that would just be mean.

Hating Palin’s a civil right,
Because she gives the lie
To women not worth dating
Who then do loud decry
She’s simply far too fetching,
And this is not quite right.
There are homely Leftists retching
Before her pretty sight.

Hating Palin’s necessary
For at least a year or two,
Lest she become a candidate
Who’d expose the political view
That Leftists with No Labels
Want to tuck away,
As if they’d hide in closets
Until they gain their sway.

Hating Palin’s easy to do,
When civil Leftists love,
Because it’s just a love tap
Transformed into a shove
Which hopes to topple Sarah
From headlines and from quotes
Which tell of Leftists’ failures
And makes them lose more votes.

Hating Palin’s an activist’s dream.
Silence her, for free speech’s sake!
She stands when they shout her down,
And hate her for civility’s stake
Demanding we sing in harmony
To the Leftists’ jack boot tunes,
Which march in dark formation
With hatred urging on their goons.

Hating Palin’s most sincere,
For Leftists boil with rage
To see their debt-filled visions
Dance upon their stage.
Palin hold no office now,
And this is quite unfair,
For failures by the Democrats
Have quite become their snare.

Silence her and others,
Lest they loud reveal the truth
That old Liberality’s bankrupt
And plans to bill the youth
For all they’ve wasted in their day
Which adds to mammoth debt,
They’d pass on to generations
As a clear and present threat.

Hating Palin’s critical,
Erecting smoke and mirrors,
Because the truth is coming
Which even the Leftist fears.
The Ponzi schemes are wobbling,
The plans are gone awry,
And the best the Left can offer
Is to blame the other guy.

The other guy’s a woman,
This time ’round the voting bloc,
And hating Palin’s all they’ve got
To preach to their Lefty flock.
Look beneath Palin’s skirt:
You find a woman there.
But look beneath the Leftists’ hem,
There’s No Label they can bear.

— Siegmund Wagneryann

Filed under: Anti-Palin hatred, Diversity Lane, Leftism, Leftist, Liberals, Palin, Palinphobia, Progressives, Progressivism, Siegmund Wageryann, Siegmund Wagneryann, The Poetry Corner

Superbowl accidentally airs early ’60s toy gun ad; massive surge of liberal heart-attacks reported

Zack Rawsthorne — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 18:26:04 +0000

OOops!! A network goof during the Superbowl game assaulted tender liberal-left sensibilities today by accidentally airing this cobweb-covered fun-fest of an ad for Tommy Burst Submarine Guns. View the monstrosity here.

Stay tuned for new reality show, “It’s Raining Lawsuits”

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Superbowl

Arms tired = Am hang lighter effigies

Zack Rawsthorne — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 16:52:05 +0000

Filed under: Anti-Mubarak, Diversity Lane, Egypt, Egyptian mob, Egyptian rioting, Mubarak

Homeland Horror

Zack Rawsthorne — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 14:18:25 +0000

Filed under: Arizona, Arizona Law, border, Border with Mexico, Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Obama appointees, Obamism

Cozying up with a good yarn

Zack Rawsthorne — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 22:01:09 +0000

Filed under: Allison, Brainwashed public, Climate Change, Climate Change Fraud, Climate Change Hoax, Climate Change Hysteria, Diversity Lane, Fighting the Left, Funny leftists, Global Warming, Global Warming Fraud, Global Warming Hoax, Global Warming hysteria, Green Freaks, Green movement, Hoax, Humorless Leftists, Intellectual Dishonesty, Jayson, Liberals, Obama Supporters, Obama voters

Fashion Forward

Zack Rawsthorne — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:52:16 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Obama, Obamacare, Obamism, Ojamas!, Progressives, Progressivism

Winter Wonderland

Zack Rawsthorne — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:12:35 +0000

Filed under: Al Gore, Global Warming, Global Warming Fraud, Global Warming Hoax, Global Warming hysteria, Gore

Devon Suicide Contest

Zack Rawsthorne — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 19:00:31 +0000

Filed under: Devon, Devon Suicide Contest, Diversity Lane, Diversity Lane Book

“She Was Born to be Killed.” Best subtitle ever?

Zack Rawsthorne — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 17:22:40 +0000

Filed under: We love weird junk, Weird stuff

Revised/up-to-date translations

Zack Rawsthorne — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:33:49 +0000

Filed under: Anti-American, Anti-Americanism, Anti-Christian bigotry, Anti-Israel bigotry, Anti-religious bigotry, Anti-semitism, Arab antisemitism, Mideast antisemitism, Muslim antisemitism

Severe Chill Advisory

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:21:33 +0000

Filed under: Arizona, Barack Obama, Democrats, Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Obama, Obamism, President Obama, Progressivism

We’re so proud

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:18:28 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Leftism, Liberals

Now Playing!

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 14:08:58 +0000

Filed under: Anita Dunn, Anti-American, Anti-Americanism, Apology Tour, Appeasement, Arizona, Barack Obama, Big government, Diversity Lane, Eric Holder, Fun with Obama, Funny leftists, Homeland Security, Immigration, Indoctrination, Intellectual Dishonesty, Janet Napolitano, Leftism, Leftist, Mao, Obama, Obama Supporters, Obama voters, Obamacare, Political Correctness, Progressives, Progressivism

Everyday’s a holiday!

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 14:00:40 +0000

Filed under: Annoying supermarkets, Commercialism

O what a beautiful morning…

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 23:43:47 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Oprah, Oprah ad infinitum, Oprah Overexposure

Now available at DNC Headquarters

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 20:39:15 +0000

Filed under: Barack Obama, Big government, Books, Fighting the Left, Fun with Obama, Funny leftists, Health Care, Leftism, Leftist, Liberal Patronizing, Liberals, Obama, Obama Gaffes, Obama Supporters, Obama voters, Obamacare

National Bestselling Author Peter Brimelow Endorses ‘Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga’

Zack Rawsthorne — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:23:47 +0000

Financial journalist, author and founder of VDARE, Peter Brimelow has been the editor of many publications including National Review, Forbes and The Financial Post. Books include the national best-seller Alien Nation: Common Sense About America’s Immigration Disaster. It’s a great honor to add his quote to our roster of Big-hitters Who Like Diversity Lane.

Mr. Brimelow’s site VDARE is currently the top internet source for scoping out issues of immigration and multiculturalism run amuck. Visit them here.

Purchase Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga here.

Filed under: blogs, blogs I like, Books, Diversity Lane, Diversity Lane Book, Peter Brimelow, VDARE

Guess who’s on the cover of O this month..!

Zack Rawsthorne — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 22:33:23 +0000

Don’t forget to tell your friends about our blog contests. We’re just getting warmed up.

Blog: www.diversitylane.wordpress.com

Website: www.diversitylane.com

And check out our Facebook Page. Just go to Facebook and type in Diversity Lane, or link here: Diversity Lane Facebook Page

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Diversity Lane Book, Facebook, Oprah, Oprah ad infinitum, Oprah Contest, Oprah Overexposure

Brand New from FrontPage Magazine: The Lowdown on Diversity Lane: The Book

Zack Rawsthorne — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 23:49:48 +0000

Revealing new interview with tons of details on the new Diversity Lane book! This column now up at Frontpage magazine, entitled ‘Punking the Left’

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Diversity Lane Book, Frontpage, Frontpage Magazine

Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Zack Rawsthorne — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:10:40 +0000

Filed under: Alex, Allison, Anti-American, Anti-Americanism, Anti-Israel bigotry, Appeasement, Biased Media, Diversity Lane, Fighting the Left, Funny leftists, Intellectual Dishonesty, Islamofascism, Islamoterrorism, Leftism, Leftist, Leftist bigotry, Liberals, Moral Relativism, Obama Supporters, Obama voters, Obamism, Palestinian Terrorism, Progressives, Progressivism

If it’s good enough for Lincoln…

Zack Rawsthorne — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 00:54:44 +0000

Filed under: God, Lincoln

Not everyone was meant for Top 40

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:38:40 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Weird stuff

Ingredients: granola, hemp, bee pollen and LOVE

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 17:42:24 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, New Ageism, Sierra, Sierra's Cookies, Unprofitable Enterprises

Quickie Analysis of State of the Union Address

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:02:53 +0000

Filed under: National debt, Nationalized Healthcare, Obama, Obamism, President Obama, Progressives, Progressivism

Great gift-giving idea!

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:02:11 +0000

Filed under: Nancy Pelosi, Pelosi

“It’s a feelgood moment for the universe,” says prominent astronomer

Zack Rawsthorne — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:38:30 +0000

Filed under: Oprah, Oprah ad infinitum, Oprah Overexposure

Calling all carbs, calling all carbs…

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:38:47 +0000

Filed under: Big government, Democrats, Diversity Lane, Funny leftists, Green Freaks, Green movement, Greenies, Indoctrination, Leftist, Liberal Patronizing, Liberals, Michelle Obama, Obamism, Progressives, Progressivism

Eat as I say, not as I eat

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:48:48 +0000

Filed under: Diversity Lane, Food Police, Michelle Obama

“You will watch over whole country like cat watch mouse”

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:27:45 +0000

Filed under: China, Commuinsm in China, Communist Civil-Rights Abuse, Communist Human Rights Abuse, Hu's on First?, Hu's Visit, President Hu

Contest: Are you sick of Oprah, and why?

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 13:57:50 +0000

That first part is rhetorical: of course you’re sick of Oprah, everyone is. She’s been around for, what is it, thirty years now? She’s not funny; can’t sing; and has the sort of banal/feelgood take on everything that you could get sitting around with your next door neighbor. On top of all this she gave us Obama. So let us know in a brief soundbite or two just what your problem is with this Great American Institution that won’t go away. Is it the pretense that she’s everywoman totally contradicted by the liberal politics? The up-&-down weight? Sick to death of hearing that She’s A Brilliant Businesswoman? Or maybe it’s just that you suspect she’s mostly all about nothing but that everyone’s afraid to say this because she’s black– you know, kind of an entertainment version of Obama? Anyway, loosen up, make it funny if you can, and check this space for the winner and other fun entries this coming Friday morning 1/28/11. YOU could be the one to hand us a laugh and win a free signed book, Diversity Lane/ A Liberal Family Saga!

Answers to be submitted here in the Comment section

Filed under: Contest, Oprah, Why Are YOU Sick of Oprah?

You will live long, long life and very corrupt

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 01:57:33 +0000

Filed under: Chi-coms, Diversity Lane, Obama, Obama voters, Obamism, Rahm

Sunday Wind-Worship

Zack Rawsthorne — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 01:41:50 +0000

Filed under: Environmental activism, Environmental extremism, Fighting the Left, Freakin' Greens, Green Freaks, Green movement, Greenies

It starts early.

Zack Rawsthorne — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:34:33 +0000

Filed under: Fun with Obama, Funny leftists, Obama, Obamism